The problem with text messaging

You do not want to talk to me on the phone. How do I know? Because I don't want to talk to you on the phone. Nothing personal, I just can't stand the thing.

Source: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/31/tech/mobile/problem-text-messaging-oms/index.html?eref=edition

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